Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Why do mythical sea monsters like rice krispies?

because of the snap, KRAKEN and pop!

7 comments:

Mimey said...

Watched it today. Was there a plot? I was too busy going 'ooh' to notice.


What I learned:
Posh women in big hollywoodland fillums are really beginning to grate.

steve said...

where's your joke?
what kind of ooh?

Mimey said...

Why did the sea monster blush. Coz the sea weed. Happy now?

steve said...

no thats rubbish and you didnt make it up everybody knows it.

steve said...

what did bruce forsyth say to the giant million year old fish?
nice to COELACANTH, to COELACANTH nice!

Mick said...

What does a sardine call a submarine?
A tin of people!

Why does a Seagull fly over the sea?
If it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel!

I didn't make those up, unfortunately, my daughters told me them.

steve said...

matt- are you a matt i know, or a matt i dont? thanks for the gag anyway

mick- make up your own. its easy and fun and stops brain rot.