I realised that it really annoys me when people say "bless you" when you sneeze, and then look at you like you're supposed to thank them for pointing out this involuntary bodily thing. Plus, isnt it some kind of christian throwback thing about your soul escaping when you sneeze? By this logic, your soul could escape when you burp or fart. I'd like someone to smile and say "bless you" when i've ripped off a nauseating power-blaster; its only as disgusting as projecting spit everywhere whilst shouting, which is what a sneeze boils down to.
what do you call the roman emperor with a tickly nose?
Julius SNEEZER!
what do you call the mouse roman emperor?
Julius CHEESER!
what do you call the chocolate roman emperor?
Julius MALTESER!
6 comments:
Would it be pedantic to remind you Julius Caesar wasn't actually, technically an emperor (I hate trying to spell that damn word)?
You could have a lot of fun 'bless youing' anonymous gas propellors in public. People don't like it when you notice they've farted. Especially not if you bring it to widespread public attention.
What do you call a Roman Emperor with a large chest?
Au-bust-us.
what was he then? you and mick are well suited i think you pair of pedants! thats nearly a joke, so thanks for your efforts, keep trying!
What do you call a Roman Emperor with a fascination for all things sticky?
Cali-Gluer:
Hurray!
thats it! i'm so proud of you, although pride is a sin, as is making up puns.
And I'm a sinner.
Did you hear about the Roman Emperor who came within inches of crashing his plane?
He had a Nero miss.
I like the jolly picture, by the way.
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