herewith is some people i see on my way to work. i walk and it takes about half an hour
Young Goth Girl with pink ruck sack
Russian looking girl with penis nose- why do eastern europeans dress like whigfield?
Plain Girl no. 1- nothing to write home about
Guy who gives me evils- he has a tattoo and everything
Twat who cycles on pavement with his shit bike and white socks- I HATE HIM! who cycles on the pavement other than under 12's? I HATE HIM!
Blonde girl with alien face- although she is quite attractive
Big Issue seller (no thanks mate)
Woman with hypnotically large round arse- it wobbles, oh yes it wobbles
Bloke who looks like a troll- although he carries no club
(Ug) Leigh who works at TK Maxx
Guy who looks like an attractive woman from a distance (long hair)
Girl who looks like a witch
Plain Girl no.2 (and plain girl no.2 's boyfriend)- although i dont see her much anymore, i hope it's not ended in tears.
Fish Face -a singularly ugly woman with head like a pear and face like a monkfish. She is so ugly, and whatever she wears, even on dress-down friday, she always has her big disgusting belly out. Not that i am against a bit of ladyfat, but she is a beast.
Old pink fleece woman- she usually gives me evils as well
Big breasted sisters
Stocky guys numbers one and two
Three men and a haircut (three nobheads, one of whom has a jazzy hairstyle)
Tramps in park- one has diy tattoos on his face- (what kind of job will get looking like that?)
Smackhead woman
who do YOU see on your way to work?
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I have issues with many of the people I see every day, because I see them every day, they get on the same bus (there are a lot of buses on my routes) even when I'm late/early. It's spooky.
I wish chav in tracksuit who works hard but doesn't stand up properly would stand up properly. He started getting both my buses recently. But at least he's not a smoker.
A man sat next to me yesterday who smelled like he wipes his arse with his hair. He was eating a hot savoury pie and doing that horrible nose-breathing thing that old people do when they eat.
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