Due to popular demand, heres another sketch from "ethel sparrowhawk".
CRISP JOKES
what kind of crisps do mindless thugs like?
Ready ASSAULTED!
what kind of crisps does a snowman with bad feet like?
FREEZE and BUNION!
make one up yourself- i dare you!
8 comments:
what type of crisp is favoured by horse breeders?
COLT and WHINNY-GIRL!!
What type of crisps do pilots like?
PLANE!
What type of crisps do men who are waiting to have their hair cut like?
BARBER-QUEUE!
Ethal looks like it could be a very cool read indeed.
What sort of crisps does a dancer with a grudge against dairy eat?
*wincing*
Sue a cream and jive.
And yes, Eth does look cool. I may have mentioned that.
this is more like it! jokes galore! you people are marvellous!
thanks christopher.
What are the most unfashionable crisps?
Squares.
Have I got punning wrong again?
what porno mags do bacon crisps read?
fRAZZLE!
(courtesy Gareth Van Brookes)
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