Saturday, September 30, 2006

EGG JOKES

what does the egg lord of the manor not tolerate in his grounds?
POACHING!

what does the egg frank sinatra sing?
come FRY with me!

what do the egg smiths sing?
that YOLK isn't funny anymore!

whats the popular song sung by timon and pumba in the egg lion king?
hakuna FRITTATA!

2 comments:

Mimey said...

Continuing the bond theme, I give you the egg bond:

Live and Omelette die.

Diamonds are Fry-ever.

Egg-topussy.

View to a Mixed Grill.

License to Scramble.

*triumphant cheers*

steve said...

wonderful! bravo! view to a mixed grill!