I've Fucking FINISHED Banal Pig 3! i took it into the printers this morning, and all being well, it will be ready and beautiful midweek next week in good time for the Birmingham Comic Expo. I've had a few early mornings and late nights this week to get the fucking thing done but as it stands i think i've done okay. at the time of writing i'm getting a little bit pissed and i'm gonna well enjoy my lie in tomorrow (even though i've got to work). finished! i hope there's not some fuck up. anyway i see the proof on monday and i'll let you know how it's getting on. i can also now look forward to birmingham without a gnawing sense of desperation.
POTATO JOKES
What potato leads rats off cliffs?
The MARIS PIPER of Hamlyn!
What do you call a fried grated potato who is high on drugs?
A HASHISH BROWN!
Whats a potatos favourite 70's sitcom/drama based in Vietnam?
M*A*S*H!
Theres probably more... Do me proud blog lovers!
9 comments:
M*A*S*H was set in Korea, not Vietnam. I know I'm a pedant, but you'd be disappointed if I didn't pull you up, wouldn't you?
not the potato version. pedant.
if you spent as much time crafting puns as being pedantic you'd be a quality punster.
what's a spuds favourite film with both kurt russel and sylvester stallone in?
tango and mash
thats the spirit! no cynicism, just old fashioned punning!
what's a spud's favourite film with that guy in who's now in in Law & Order: Criminal Intent?
Full Metal Jacket Potato
What is a potato's favourite joke-rock band?
Good Charlotte.
(not exactly a pun, I know, I'm sorry)
What haunts potatoes?
Rhosts.
What optical illusion shimmers in a potato's sky when light and drops of water collide?
Desirée-nbow
How do you descirbe a coy but flirtatious spud?
Croquette-ish.
What did George W Bush announce after a King Edward looked at him a bit funny?
The War of Pomme de Terre-or.
Thrilled and delighted about the BP3, I look forward to giving you some of my money next week. I had meant to post some money to you, but that kinda didn't happen. Oh well :-(
more great jokes! it seems you've all missed the challenge. i promise i'll be back in action next week with more hilarious blogs that will make your bottom weep with amusement.
What do you call a footballer with a potato for a head?
Wayne Rooney.
Not a pun, but truthful nonetheless.
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