i'm thinking about starting a banal pig fan club where you get a badge which says something like "i'm a banal pig lover" and some other shit like a code cracking wheel and a patch. what did you used to get in those sort of things? a certificate and maybe an exclusive little comic or something. thats it- i'm kind of thinking of things as i'm writing, but i could include my as yet unpublished "swearing clock" too.
any more suggestions for what i could include?
who's up for being a pig lover? just send me a postcard with a pound coin sellotaped loosely to it.
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A banal pig pin up signed by the character.
my original banal pig artwork arrived today which looks great in real life. no freakin badge though. every one should by some original art off of you, but failing that a badge'd do.
A banal pig blow up sex doll? I'm sure that just staring into those dead eyes during squeaky, lonely PVC congress is everybody's idea of a smashing Christmas. It is mine!
thats the idea! well, not that, but like that.
i've just remembered that gareth has a few banal pig songs that we could give away too.
keep the ideas coming friends, it's like being caught in a brainstorm!
Some kind of Puzzle sheet, with a dot to dot, a little maze, a spot the difference and something to colour in.
how about a banal pig filofax? whatever happened to those? those detective ones were winners.
oh no, funfax was what i meant! filofaxes are boring.
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