thanks to jvs, here they are:
how did victorian leafy greens get around london?
-hackney CABBAGE!
why was the leafy green ill at ease at the fancy dress party?
-because he looked RADDICHIO-ulous!
whats the leafy tina turner song?
-simply the CRESS!
why did the leafy green titanic sink?
-because it hit an ICEBERG LETTUCE!
let's have it!
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what's the healthy Elton John song?
ROCKET man
what's Popeye's favourite Elton John song?
the SPINNACH is back
What's a green leafy mournful dirge by Elton John?
Cabbage in the Wind.
Would you be keen to make up a page of these with some funny drawings to go in Garden Funnies? http://pawqualitycomics.blogspot.com
what about this punsters? your jokes immortalised in comic history- lets have some more.
what giant leafy green terrorised a city once?
King COS!
what's the tearjerking veg elton john ballad?
CELERY seems to be the hardest word!
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