Pop Jokes
What is the rare and exotic pop that faces extinction?
The Bengal TIZER!
What is the hilarious comedy starring the pop Richard Pryor?
IRN BRU-sters millions!
Why was the frenchman satisfied with his orange pop?
Because it was the LAST TANGO IN PARIS!
What was the fizzy pop Eurovision also ran?
ORAN-GINA G!
What's a pop's favourite game show?
The Price is SPRITE!
Try it yourself, and i'll see you next time!
8 comments:
What is the invisible Woman's favourite drink? The FANTA-stic four.
I'm really struggling to pun, these days. Not that you'd notice.
That can't be a pun because "the fantastic four" is not a drink. if you'd have said:
what pop superhero team is the invisible woman part of?
that would make sense.
Tenuous link, but best joke from POPbitch in a while;
What’s the main cause of paedophilia?
Sexy kids!
Who is manager of the pop Newcastle United?
Glenn Soda.
What was the popular hit by the fizzy pop band squeeze?
7-UP the Junction!
Thanks Mick, always a pleasure.
Oliver, welcome to my comments and thanks for the joke, but the original idea was that you make the jokes up yourself, like doctor steve's brain training. as you can see, most of the jokes are ludicrous, but thats the point and it stops you getting alzheimers.
What was the name of the Pop Star Wars' hero?
Lucozade Skywalker.
Is that more like it?
I'm confused.
I want my teddy.
what, like, who was in The A Team?
Face, Mr T, Hannibal and Dandelion and Murdock?
like that?
two excellent jokes, JVS i knew you had it in you!
thanks oliver, i expect you to contribute to all my pun blogs in future.
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