Tuesday, July 04, 2006

I fancy everybody- directors cut 2006


the following was originally on myspace but now its gone, but now its back, originally in two parts, here it is in all its glory.

i fancy:

Carol Vorderman
Jordan
The Queen
Margaret Thatcher
Patsy Kensit (in Lethal Weapon II)
Sarah Beeny
Sharon Stone
Clare Rayner
Keira Knightley
Christine Hamilton
Your Ugly Mum
Natasha Kaplinski
Sonia from Eastenders
Dannii Minogue
Lorne Spicer from Car Booty
Claire Sweeney
Trisha Goddard
Linda Lusardi
Gail from Coronation Street
Olive from On The Buses
Joan Rivers
Catherine Zeta Jones
Samantha Fox
Sally Gunnell
Naomi Campbell
Shannon Tweed
Estelle Getty from “Stop or My Mom will Shoot”
Margaret Beckett
Moira Stewart
Bella Emberg
Kate Lawler
Vanessa Feltz
That Colleen (Wayne Rooney’s Girlfriend)
Gillian Anderson from X Files
Teri Hatcher
Heather Small from M People
Dorian from Birds of a Feather
Nightshade from Gladiators
Hattie Jacques
The Sawalha Sisters
Kirsty Allsop from Location Location
Linda Bellingham
Sonia
Michaela Strachan
Jenny Agutter
Mad Lizzie
Cherie Blair
Anneka Rice
Diane-Louise Jordan
Rose West
Thora Hird
Condaleeza Rice
Patricia Routledge
Helen Daniels off Neighbours
Maureen Rhys from Driving School
Janet Street Porter
The mum off Back To The Future
Your Moaning Girlfriend
Leslie Ash (with trout pout)
Angela Lansbury
Marlene from Only Fools and Horses
Lisa Stansfield
Lynn Foulds-Wood
Princess Diana
That little black woman off Police Academy.


I fancy everbody.

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